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i Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It: Scrooge McD
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I Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It. Tuesday, November 11, 2008. Whadddup muthafuckezzz. I'm back. And BOY HOWDY do I have some tales of retardation. But not all at once. We musn't give ourselves a tummy ache. I'll start with my most recent feat of Corky-like strength and I Am Sam-esque genius. (What did you say? Oh right. Nobody said anything because nobody's actually reading this.). YOU WON'T HAVE TO SEE FUCKING ASSHOLES FROM YOUR OFFICE THAT YOU GOT DRUNK WITH AND SAID AWKWARD SHIT TO! I think you ca...
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i Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It: June 2007
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I Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It. Tuesday, June 12, 2007. Bravery: Cruella, Kate and Nicole (If you're easily offended.fuck off.). I've been thinking about writing a post about weight issues and images in the media for a while now, but haven't been sober enough to come up with any coherent thought in a while. These girls felt a pressure to be a certain way so they dedicated themselves to a goal. How is that bad? I've been trying to get anorexic for like 16 years. That shit is hard! They are helping o...
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i Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It: February 2010
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I Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It. Tuesday, February 16, 2010. The Gloaming (The title has nothing to do with the post I just like that word). As you can probably tell by my posting schedule IDDIUICDI and I have drifted apart. (Is it somehow poetic that the acronym for the title of my blog has DUI in it like 4 times? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Fat Bad Baby. Nicki Minaj Flashes GMA . Been There Done That. Stuff White People Like. 136: My So-Called Life. A Gentleman Plans a Global Takeover.
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i Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It: A Music Video
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I Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It. Tuesday, September 9, 2008. Dear Tony and Paul,. Just to reiterate, if you ever cast a music video without involving me again, I'll cut your fucking hearts out in front of your girlfriends and various pets. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Fat Bad Baby. Nicki Minaj Flashes GMA . Been There Done That. Stuff White People Like. 136: My So-Called Life. A Gentleman Plans a Global Takeover. If It's Cake And It's Free, I'm Gonna Eat It. Way to Stop Committing.
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i Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It: Dirt in the Skirt, Jane. Dirt in the skirt.
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I Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It. Wednesday, September 10, 2008. Dirt in the Skirt, Jane. Dirt in the skirt. So I was trying to think about what I would write in reference to Martha Jane's b-day. I was trying to think of whom Martha most reminds me. Who else is smart, funny, hardcore (not porn.I don't think. Woah, Jane. Woah.) good at everything, goddam fine-looking and has a style sensibility that won't quit? Let the hijinx ensue:. Mae "All the Way" Mordabito. The roles of Mae and Doris can be playe...
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i Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It: May 2007
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I Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It. Thursday, May 31, 2007. Dishes and Chunks: On Ineptitude. This is exaclty what the feigner has done. As i've mentioned before, most people are too wrapped up in their own bullshit to care who gets anything done, as long as the still look good. This excuse can get the feigner pretty far up the corporate ladder, although upon closer inspection they have done absolutely nothing at all. In those exact words. That's why i'm awesome. Tuesday, May 29, 2007. More to the Point.
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i Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It: Way to Stop Committing
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I Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It. Monday, September 15, 2008. Way to Stop Committing. I got really drunk this weekend and now I have fear and loathing. Also, I arrived at work today and my boss shoveled a pile of shit-work on my head. In my alcohol induced malaise and my busy-work fueled rancor, I bring you Emo Post. It lined up perfectly with my secret knowledge that I would somehow become wildly successful without ever having to do anything difficult. Ever. Hey, look! 160;What if it didn't work?
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i Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It: August 2008
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I Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It. Wednesday, August 27, 2008. I forgot to tell you guys. Something rad happened a while ago. I don't know, a couple of weeks? 160;Fuck time. . 160;The pen worked. We were able to actually DO the crossword puzzle with this pen which we had fished out of the sea. . The words of a great Rolling Stones song immediately came to mind. . No, guys, not Honky Tonk Woman. No, it's not Gimme Shelter either. Beast of Burden? Agreed, B of B is a great song. Yes, we're okay.
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i Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It: November 2008
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I Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It. Tuesday, November 11, 2008. Whadddup muthafuckezzz. I'm back. And BOY HOWDY do I have some tales of retardation. But not all at once. We musn't give ourselves a tummy ache. I'll start with my most recent feat of Corky-like strength and I Am Sam-esque genius. (What did you say? Oh right. Nobody said anything because nobody's actually reading this.). YOU WON'T HAVE TO SEE FUCKING ASSHOLES FROM YOUR OFFICE THAT YOU GOT DRUNK WITH AND SAID AWKWARD SHIT TO! I think you ca...
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i Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It: November 2009
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I Dont Do It Unless I Can Destroy It. Sunday, November 29, 2009. Neurons. Who needs 'em. I beg to differ. To my mind, those worms aren't doing a whole hell of a lot less than we humans do in a lifetime. Especially for those lab worms, I dare say they're actually getting a lot more done than many, maybe most people. So here is my question: what the FUCK are all of our extra neurons for? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Fat Bad Baby. Nicki Minaj Flashes GMA . Been There Done That. Stuff White People Like.
