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MonoCoque: Where would America be buried?
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Let Your Shell Absorb the Stress. Friday, January 22, 2010. Where would America be buried? This morning a good friend of mine (we'll call him Nagrom to protect his identity) sent me an e-mail titled "Obituary." The e-mail was about how the 2008 presidential election was the death of American democracy. Needless to say, Nagrom is a bit of a right-winger. The "Obituary" reads as as follows:. Born 1776, Died 2008. It does not hurt to read this several times. Number of States won by: Obama: 19, McCain: 29.
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MonoCoque: November 2008
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Let Your Shell Absorb the Stress. Tuesday, November 18, 2008. Pirates Grab More Ships, Captured Tanker Docked. Is anyone else as fascinated and befuddled by these frequent pirate news stories as I am? Maybe it's a result of the painfully cheesy Pirates. But I was convinced that pirates. Were now a complete fiction. But apparently in Somalia, where shit continues to be a disaster, pirates are jacking ships with AK-47's on a regular basis. And these aren't just. Craft carrier, c. Oh no it's happening!
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MonoCoque: July 2010
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Let Your Shell Absorb the Stress. Friday, July 9, 2010. Dear Dan Gilbert, Owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers:. That idiot has the rebounding presence of goat. Are you shitting me? I don't even need to make a joke about this guy he's so useless. Send him back to picking apples in Russia or whatever (I couldn't help myself). Mo Williams and Delonte West? Too little too late, dumbass. He was good back when LeBron was in high school. And Shaq? When I walked into the locker room and saw Varejao's haircut. As fo...
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MonoCoque: September 2008
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Let Your Shell Absorb the Stress. Monday, September 15, 2008. All to be read in the most sarcastic tone imaginable). Do I love headlines! Check out some of the best from today:. Wall St. has worst drop since 2001. So you're telling me that today. The Dow Jones did the worst it has done since the first day. The market opened after 9/11? So according to our eco. Nomy, today, seven years later. America is only slightly better-off than six days after the worst attack on American soil, ever. That's ju. It's a...
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MonoCoque: August 2008
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Let Your Shell Absorb the Stress. Thursday, August 28, 2008. I wish John McCain was my friend. In high school. We all remember the tough times in high school: brutal gossip, exclusive cliques, baseless rumors, and continuous popularity contests. That's why I wish I had someone like John McCain at my side for those tender years of my life. Just look at his uncanny ability to forgo all logic and relevance in the name de-popularizing his political rival. This notorious McCain campaign ad. Next thing you kno...
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MonoCoque: Cookies VS. Comcast
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Let Your Shell Absorb the Stress. Thursday, October 15, 2009. Cookies VS. Comcast. The self-proclaimed deliverers of superior and innovative customer experiences, just got out-done by a cookie bakery. Seriously. Remember the year-long relentless commercials about the digital television conversion, and how life-threateningly. Important it was that we all be fully prepared for it? Comcast in particular launched a massive advertising campaign, with an End of Days. Are you fucking serious? Comcast's solution...
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MonoCoque: January 2009
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Let Your Shell Absorb the Stress. Tuesday, January 27, 2009. Where the Hell Have I Been? So much crazy shit has been happening in the world, I've been a bit overwhelmed with blog ideas. The planet is in a state of disarray, and it's time to start fixing all of our problems. So let's get down to business:. As you all know, the porn industry asked for a federal bailout. Easy: Henry T. Nicholas III. This guy is the CEO of Broadcom. If anyone in the world is willing to shell out millions to see Jenna Jameson.
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MonoCoque: September 2009
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Let Your Shell Absorb the Stress. Tuesday, September 22, 2009. Arts and animation videos. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Outer shell absorbs stresses. Review: 60″ Vizio M-Series Razor LED Smart TV with Theater 3D. Mother of All Funk Chords. View my complete profile.
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MonoCoque: January 2010
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Let Your Shell Absorb the Stress. Wednesday, January 27, 2010. I was recently tarred and feathered for mentioning that I do yoga on my Bookface status. Like it's some horrifically emasculating sin against manliness. Hogwash. Yoga is badass, and that's a fact. Here's some reasons why. First of all, guys, you can thank yoga for the invention of yoga pants. The best thing to happen to your daily commute since the iPod. Second, LeBron James does yoga, and he dunks on everyone. Friday, January 22, 2010. This ...
